Wednesday, November 12, 2014

An Interstellar survivor

Courtesy: Wikipedia
I have survived Interstellar. Or maybe I will survive Interstellar when I turn 15. From the back of the screen. With popcorn in my hand. Or with popcorn on the other side of the tub. Or with myself in the tub. Or maybe something else. From the other side of the screen.

I do not know. Maybe I watched the movie from the wrong side of the screen. Audience of Inox, did you see me watching the movie? I hope you saw Anne Hathaway look at me from the theatre. Ha ha, I know you did.

I am a terribly low-IQ person, you see (or saw; or be seen). I am not a man whose mind transcends five dimensions. I have not migrated to Murakami. Yet. I will. Or maybe Murakami will downgrade to me. Or perhaps he has already upgraded to me. Or perhaps he is inside the pages of Kafka on the Shore. Or maybe Murakami is Interstellar.

I am myself. Or maybe I am the fifth-dimensional simulation of a generation that lives and believes in the power of futuristic continuum transfunctioner. Or maybe even this is entirely what is inside my brain. Or maybe my brain is making up the entire thing.

You are reading this, aren’t you? Or will you be located inside the keyboard, vigorously changing the code that will keep me running in my adolescent days? Or were you be residing there? Will you ever be you? Have you always been the one who will prance outside the window half an hour from now?

What is space anyway? I guess space is a Möbius strip that inverts perpetually to reinvent itself and put our topological quasi-existence co-heaps that will someday lead us to the creation of Banach’s matchbox problem. Matching has always the role of Einstein-Rosen Bridges the moment it will be on the verge of getting created behind the scenes.

Blue bubbles.

More bl bbbls.

Ha ha.

Time. Space. Gravity. TARS TARS TARS.

Fardeen Khan is b[psdpsdo

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24 comments:

  1. :) Ki shob! Watch 2001: A Space Odyssey then..

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    1. Watched. Multiple times. I find interpretations of scenes with every viewing.

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    1. Nice read :)... and a fabulous response to Somnath! I will see it soon. Or maybe, as you put it, I have seen it recently.

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    2. You must have. Remember, when you were 47?

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  3. You have the INCREDIBLE ability to insert/infuse/transplant/implant your beloved Fardeen Khan onto anything. Any scenario. Any topic. Any issue. Any point on the space-time continuum. That, sir, is nothing short of a superpower. :D Respect.

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    1. You, Madam, have been missed on this blog. Welcome back.

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  4. আমারও ইন্টারস্টেলার খুব শক্ত লেগেছ। খালি ওই যেখানটায় কাগজে দাগ টেনে আর ফুটো করে ওয়ার্মহোল কাকে বলে বুঝিয়ে দিল, ওই জায়গাটা ছাড়া।

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  5. HAHAHAHAHAHA.....Superb
    I wish I could also read your opinions after watching inception :)

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    1. Aha, who am I to write about such masterpieces?

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  6. U are bang on about most films....but i believe that u gave chotushkone much much more credit
    than it deserves :)

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    1. Aha, it is a matter of perspective, but thanks. But, boss, Chiranjeet...!

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  7. That LOVE theory of Amelia Brand? Love is the one thing that transcends time and space? It exists! I feel it! for TARS!!! and Baymax and Wall-E and the Iron Giant. See... that explains Fardeen Khan too (but I prefer Wall-E).

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    1. Yes, the LOVE theory. How could I miss that? :(

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    2. And what is Cooper's son (Tom Cooper's) second son's name? Cooper Cooper?

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    3. Ah, reminds of that "What will Lara Dutta be called if she marries Brian Lara?" question.

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  8. Eh I liked the movie... traveling in a velocity almost of light... hence not ageing... going back to past... observing past events... black hole... gravity... TARS... I wish I could go to some planet and meet some aliens... ddrrrzzzz...

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