The air-conditioning is a bit too strong
for my comfort, thought X. Thank goodness I have the authority over these things back in my office.
Y
did not stir. If similar thoughts occurred somewhere deep inside Y, they
certainly did not show on his face. They never did. There was a reason he induced
fear and respect in every person he came across.
The
discontent was obvious on X’s face as the blast from the air-conditioner chilled him to the core. He
looked at Y. Their eyes met. Then their lips twirled into smiles — very, very
tired smiles.
X
and Y came from either side of the Wagah. Though none of them were exactly
state heads, the men behind the machinery knew how crucial X and Y were, for
their respective countries.
Their
countries have been at war, time and again. They had united over hockey, and of
late, cricket. They had celebrated music and biryani. They had their own heroes,
but at heart they held grudging respect for their neighbours as well.
Of
late, unfortunately, the dark shadow of terrorism has loomed large over both
nations. They forgot to trust. Somewhere, somehow, things had started to go
downhill. Trust had given way to hatred, music to bloodlust.
It
was nothing new for X and Y, who have seen all this — and more — over the past
seven decades. Even in their late nineties, their brains were sharper than most
of their countrymen. Trivial issues did not bother them, not anymore. They knew
that minor tussles were a part of coexistence.
But
when people of two countries decided to put religion ahead of cricket, both X
and Y knew something was wrong.
Yes,
something needed to be done.
They
had to meet, once again, hopefully for the last time, in the other country,
thousands of miles away from their homelands.
***
We
all know those nights, the kind they show in movies in the climax scene. You know
those nights. Fierce storms, relentless downpour, impregnable darkness;
sometimes, to add to the effect, probably accompanied by desperate waves
lashing on to helpless beaches or bridges.
X
and Y expected this to be one of those nights, for both men had a thing for
drama. Unfortunately, it was a perfectly ordinary night, which meant that the
events of the night, however dramatic, would not be accompanied by anything
more than somewhat chilly air-conditioning.
X
broke the silence: “Is he coming?”
“Of
course he is.”
“How
did you get to know him?”
“Oh,
he contacted me. He is a secretive
person — why, I don’t even know how old he is! But he is from my country, or that
is what internet suggests. But then, you cannot trust identities these days.”
“That
is true. However, I can assure you that I have personally supervised the
background check we have done on him. Our men have tracked down and dissected
his entire past, and have triple-checked every bit of data. There is not a
thing we do not know of him.”
“I
trust you, X. Had you been born fifty years later you could have ruled the
world with your technical genius.”
X
smiled. Had the compliment come from someone else he would probably have not
taken it too seriously, but he knew Y was speaking the truth.
“And
you, Y, in your youth could have ruled the military intelligentsia of any
country.”
“Do
you regret doing this, X? Spending our lifetimes in two nations that did not
progress as much as they should have?”
“I
have thought of that, Y. The thought has crossed my mind. But then, had we not stayed
back, we would never have been able to step in when things got out of hand.”
“Indeed,
we have saved lives, millions of them. But we are digressing. Let us focus on him, as of now.”
“Of
course. Let us focus on him. Here, we have all the data. But, are you sure this
is the man we want?”
“Of
course, X, of course.”
“But,
don’t you think he looks a bit, well, gullible?”
“Rather.
But then, that is the advantage. He is not gullible at all. He merely looks gullible. In fact, few are as
focused as he is.”
“I
am a bit sceptic, but I think I have to He had made a similar attempt to this
one, almost three years back. It worked for a while, but once the effect faded
out, things got worse in my country.”
“And
mine. Never forget that.”
“Of
course, of course. But one thing intrigues me: how did he pull himself together
and prepare himself for another go in less than three years’ time? How does he
manage to plan things and get them executed so smoothly, so seamlessly, so
efficiently?”
“That
is what has intrigued me as well. This man is extremely resourceful. People spend
a lifetime in achieving this even once.
And here he is, pulling this twice in
less than three years.”
“Do
you think he has it in him to do this?”
“Of
course. Don’t you remember the impact he had three years back?”
“You
are r…”
The
phone rang. Both men instinctively grabbed their pockets, but it was not
theirs. They noticed the stray phone lying somewhat inconspicuously between
them. They wondered why they had not noticed it before.
Both
men reached out for the handset.
They
were sceptic, and had a reason to be sceptic.
Finally,
with utmost reluctance, Y reached out for it, and pressed the green button. He
pressed the handset to his ear, and five seconds later, he put it back on the
table and turned the speaker on.
“Greetings,
Sirs.”
“Hello.
Is that you?”
“Of
course. I know this may be a bit uncomfortable for you, but I guess an eye-to-eye contact is redundant in this case.”
“Ah,
cameras. But why?”
“Just
a matter of personal security. You do not really need to see me face-to-face.”
“Why
did you call us here, then?”
“Oh,
for the presentation.”
Something
whirred somewhere. X knew what was about to happen, and nodded at Y. As the
lights in the room dimmed to the verge of non-existence, the huge white screen
on the wall sprang into life.
***
Less
than six minutes later, X and Y looked into each other’s eyes, nodding at each
other. This will do.
“Well?
Your feedback?”
It
was X’s turn to talk: “I must tell you something. Our countries have been at
war for years; however, between Y and me, we have been able to sort things out.
Unfortunately, it has been different, far worse this time. We needed someone, a
messiah, to step in, to put an end to what is going on.”
Y
joined in: “All we wanted was our countries to coexist in harmony, something
they do not seem too keen on, of late. We needed someone who could unite the
two nations. I think you are the solution.”
“Do
you really have faith in me?” Did the
voice really tremble? Or was it the signal?
“Yes.
We do. Now go. It is time. It is time for you to act, for the second time. I hope
there will be no need for an encore.”
“I
sincerely hope the same,” came the response.
“Go
then, Sir. I wish you all the best.”
There
was a pause.
“Please
do not call me ‘Sir’. I am too young.”
A
smile, this time a satisfied one, appeared on the ancient faces.
“Fine.
Now leave, and spread your message. We know both countries will respond, in
unison, transcending boundaries of geography and religion.”
“Good
night.”
“Good
night, Taher.”
***
Photo
acquired from Google Images.
I did not see that coming!! Taher Shah, the angel of two countries!
ReplyDeleteIndeed, Sir, Indeed.
DeleteWas not even aware of this phenomenon. I note that his wikipedia page is unparalleled, except for Sir Jadeja's wikipedia page from a few years ago.
ReplyDeleteWHAT? Were you living under a rock?
DeleteI kind of do live under a rock. This is one of the ways in which i know of some events, so get off the block!
DeleteSorry, I am going to have to be the naysayer here. The story did not work for me. It was too elaborate a set-up for too lame a joke. It read more like a prank than a twist, as though you were laughing at the reader rather than attempting to make the reader laugh with you.
ReplyDeleteOnly one thing in my defence: was trying to break the writer's block. :(
DeleteI love this person's alias "Haters gonna Taher"! :D
DeleteIndeed, my dear lady, indeed.
DeleteDear lord, no :).
ReplyDeleteAnd why not, my Good Sir?
DeleteFor this reason: https://twitter.com/SirJohnRoe/status/718674228690685953/photo/1
DeleteOuch!
DeleteI finally sat through those videos again. I still feel like Bruce Banner on the antidote.
ReplyDeleteAnd see this: :D
https://twitter.com/a_b_abbasi/status/718753682473500672/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Hmph! Philistines!
DeleteDid you see the poor tree trying to run away?
DeleteOf course. That tree is a heathen. So it wanted to remain hidden.
DeleteAnd I love how you narrate your stories. Even though I'm slowly learning to predict what will follow :)
ReplyDeleteThank you, though I am taking the second bit of the sentence seriously as well.
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