Gone are the days when Australia used to have a wicketkeeper with a first name straight from The Bible and two-thirds of the last name straight from the crucifix.
Now their first choice behind the stumps has a surname that sounds like HAD IN (and initials BJ, no less); the reserve 'keeper has a surname that sounds like PAIN; and the second reserve has one that sounds like RAUNCHY.
No wonder they aren't the team they used to be.
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PS: Thanks Somnath for getting me started on this.
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PS 2: My apologies to Brad Haddin, Tim Paine and Luke Ronchi.
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