Sunday, July 1, 2012

Incoherent

and then there is this random cuckoo going wild in the month of july and doesnt know when to stop and then there is me getting irritated at times and at other times getting carried away and then im deviating from anything close to a coherent blog post and now i find myself humming o womania and then i try watching some australia-england odi on television and i know that england is 1-0 up in the series and i have been reading good omens for ages now and i dare not hurry it for the fear of missing out an obscure joke or pun or reference and bimbabati tells me that she can identify which parts of the book are written by pratchett and which ones by gaiman wow isnt she a genius and now there is a kind of impregnable thickness in the air around me and i am sweating and dont feel like turning on the ac and i do not mute the tv for fear of the thickness in the air strangling me and i take my cellphone and run through the list of all my friends deciding on which one to call or send a stupid text and then do not want to disturb them by calling on a sunday evening when they might have been watching cricket haha who watches cricket these days anymore its all about ipl anyway and now everyone has been following euro as if that would increase the value of the rupee in comparison with the euro haha what a stupid joke that was hang on today is 1st july from when they were supposed to disconnect analog wired cable but i am watching this on cable not digital haha the morons if cable operators in kolkata went out of business imagine the sheer volume of wire that will remain unused man you could tie up entire houses with that haha as if that would ever lead to anything fruitful haha the number of forwarded jokes has reduced instead everyone posts jokes on facebook that too in the form of images they type out the jokes in ms paint and then save them as an image and then post haha as if that adds to the effect haha and then everyone goes like crazy like like like and now the thickness in the air is really getting suffocating and all of kolkata is so blue and white these days and im singing o womania yet again though i dont know beyond that one line so the humming is getting very very boring but fortunately there is no listener so im getting away with all this and now as i write all this i suddenly feel hungry and now i need to break for food i just hope that the fridge has some good food inside otherwise dominos will send me a pizza not for free though they charge for every pizza and then go hungry kya haha of course im hungry but now dominos is not asking me haha instead theyre delivering at parambratas house param has acted in hemlock society have to watch that movie it also has koyel or koel i dont know how she spells her name i hope its not coel or coyel or cowel hang on koyel means cuckoo and that bird has stopped whistling now and now the post is a cyclic post and i will stop here and eat something and watch cricket ok tata horn please

18 comments:

  1. আমার "...ওকে টাটা হর্ন প্লিজ" জায়গাটা সবথেকে ভালো লেগেছে।

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    1. যাক্‌ বাবা সব ভাল যার শেষ ভাল হাহা

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  2. very nice it really befits your title now you should make this your new facebook status perhaps it could set the record for longest status yet and you get an email from facebook about it

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    1. im considering that but do you really think having a facebook status update like this would be kind on people on my friends list or on facebook itself haha

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  3. DELIBERATELY OMITTED MENTIONING TWO OTHER TOPICS SO I COULD POST SECOND COMMENT STOP FIRST OF ALL I AM HAPPY TO SEE YOU READING GOOD OMENS FINALLY EXCLAMATION HAVE FUN STOP SECOND COMMA THANK YOU FOR INFORMING ODI MATCH IS GOING ON STOP I AM NOW SEEING IT STOP FINALLY COMMA THE PRICE OF A PUNCTUATION MARK IS PRETTY HIGH IN TELEGRAPHS STOP TRY GOOGLING FOR COLON NO PRICE TOO HIGH SNOPES STOP SEE FIRST LINK STOP

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  4. Na na. Purota bujhi na. Kichhu kichhu bujhi. Probably because boi er sheshe ora nijerai bolechhe ektu ektu. :P

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    1. oh havent reached there slow read told you but its incredible that youve figured out things

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    1. Not to mention, brilliantly surreal.

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  6. Should i blame mumbai for doing this to you?
    You brought it upon yourself.
    Now in another post punchuate this bhelpuri version of mumbaiya angrezi.

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  7. This being a telegram post cud have been tweeted you loony cuckoo but there are nowdays no cuckoos only crows and i was waiting for your post but this you offered me a finnegans wake and that being unfair to inflict i want another post and you very much better not tarry on this.

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  8. I kindaa cracked the manual to read it easily.
    'haha' is used in place of periods.
    Right,no?
    btw,I battle monday blues better with your post in offc.

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    1. wow its always nice to know my posts serve purpose in life and no haha is not used in place of periods haha that wouldve been some grammar isnt it

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  9. Bhalo.
    Ovi babu's birth month,eh?

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    1. ovi is a nokia thing and im clueless as to what it is about though ive been using nokia and only nokia for the past eleven years and more

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  10. I used 2 think Kolkata is the only place where cuckoos have lost it n whistle throughout the year...thanks a lot for dispelling my misconception.... watched hemlock society...it's good, not gr8...koel (not the cuckoo) has done a decent job in it...by the way, I too have been using Nokia only for the last 10 yrs.....n lastly, lest I forget, Happy Birthday in advance!

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    1. saw hemlock society today koyel tried her level best but had her limitations and im in mumbai what were you think haha thank you for the wishes though

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