Fooling away with my laptop, sometime after midnight
Taking my cellphone off the charger and going to bed, leaving a rather innocent-looking set-up behind me
When I wake up in the morning
I'm sure the wires get into some kind of orgy every night. Every night.
CAN SOMEONE GET ME SOME CELIBATE WIRES? PLEASE?
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PS:
This is not an excuse to show off my skills in the realms of MS Paint, possibly the greatest Microsoft tool ever.
Oh what a tangled web we weave...
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ReplyDeleteNet Working at night...:)
Fire your maid. I have the same experience on days when our maid ventures to sweep behind the TV system, which houses the TV power cord, the Tata sky box power cord, the modem, the wi-fi router, two cellphone chargers, couple of standing lamps, all powered from two common power outlets and two extension cords :(
ReplyDeleteBluetooth headset, Wireless mouse, induction phone charger. Simple and no-mess.
ReplyDeleteWhy does your computer need charging every night anyway? Is your battery losing charge?
It's not about the options available. Why would wires end up having a gangbang every night? What about the thicker wires in obscene action behind my television - the ones for television, cable, the music system and others?
DeleteAlso, my laptop is over three years and is probably overused.
Do u use headset for your mobile phone?? Those wires have greater power to get get tangled in side your pocket!!
ReplyDeleteYes, I've heard of this. They're more at it as soon as they find privacy of some kind.
DeleteFrom your picture it seems that the wires got longer ....
ReplyDeleteNot only longer, I can almost listen to them laughing at an almost inaudible voice, mocking at me. Seriously.
DeleteYou should be thankful they don't blow their sockets off
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Apply butter to the aforesaid wires and leave overnight.They will not tangle up and if they do,they can be easily separated.
ReplyDeleteAnd add to their kink? Why not apply whipped cream, then? X(
DeleteThey provide you services throughout the day.It shouldn't be a bother if they loosen themselves up and little and service each other up at night.
ReplyDeleteAnd besides showing off your recently acquired skills,you arn't seeking solutions,right?
Yes, I suppose. But a public orgy is totally uncalled for.
DeleteOf course I'm seeking solutions. I'm looking for wires that have sworn celibacy.
Huh! Now this is one unique post.
ReplyDeleteFor this reason i've neatly tied up the different wires,giving them just enough length to not get entangled.You can also use a different charging point for your mobile,not the same one as your computer.
That is not the point. Why are the wires at my place so, well, physical?
DeleteKind Sir,this seems to be a genuine problem.But is it true that once you killed " three mosquitos with a single clap"? If so,how?
ReplyDeleteYou definitely know me personally. How did you come to know of this story? :O
DeleteIf this is true,as i believe you no bluffer,my respect for you just went several notches up.
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